TalkBox SMF Release
TalkBox by AnzuMerc and SunKing
“NOT YET ACCEPTED BY SMF”
DESCRIPTION
Simple AJAX Based TalkBox For SMF. No need to shout people just talk.
FEATURES
Smileys
BBC
Word Censor
Mobile TalkBox for handhelds
Ban by IP
Delete Shout
Edit Shout
Clear Shoutbox
TalkBox only refreshes on new shouts
Tab, Titlebar, and Taskbar Notifications on new shouts
COMMANDS
/me {action}
/action {recipient username}
/news {announcement}
/whisper {recipient username} {message}
/welcome
/clear (admin only)
DOWNLOAD:
http://www.empireofthesun.net/forum/index.php?topic=5583.msg11345#msg11345
Steal This Film
This is a film about piracy. It was released in 2006 so its a bit old but whatever your thoughts on piracy surrounding p2p its worth a watch.
My thoughts are that we need piracy. Because if we didnt have piracy what would keep the movie companys from giving us complete crap movies? They now have to compete with piracy. So they have to look at whether someone is going to buy the film or just wait and look for it on a torrent site because it didnt look that great. Because personally if it doesnt look good im not going to spend $10 at the theater to see it nor would anyone else. On that note heres something i would have paid to see.
The Guide to life (without cell phones or internet)
In a world not to far away where the internet and all cell phone towers are taken down with one strike.
But how? NinjaAliens……..oh yes NinjaAlienSpaceMonkeys to be exact.
But what will happen? How will i survive?? We’ll im going to be answering those questions….hopefully.
In the event of a NASM (NinjaAlienSpaceMonkeys) attack the first thing that will happen is a shock to the system.
Almost everyone that uses their cell phone or internet for more than 2 hours a day will go FLIPING abeshit crazy.
Which will cause riots. Mostly around ISP’s and AT&T stores.
So the first step would be stay in your home. In the event you must go outside arm yourself……But with what?
Id suggest a shotgun or firearm of some kind.
How will the government control this disaster?
Government well im sure theyll try…..But we all know how good a job FEMA did in our last disaster.
Life after the downfall of the internet……
How will we rebuild without youtube how-to videos????
Well….In a simple answer and this may be “old school” but there are these things called “books”……Well what are books? Im glad you asked.
A book is written words on this thing called “paper”. That will instruct you of how-to do something……But beware all books are not created equal.
Some books are for “pleasure” or are meant to be “entertaining”.
How will we communicate without “text messaging”?……..One option would be to use a “pay phone” or a “land line” and maybe………
Well i know this sounds crazy but you could “talk” to people.
What about if i need to know something????? How will i survive without “google”????????
Theres a certain series of books called a “Encyclopedia” that are updated every 5-10 yrs.
What about twitter???
Oh well after the days of internet people wont give a shit about what your doing every 5 mins.
But in the event you must twitter we recommend morse code. All your friends could sit around and send morse code messages to each other.
How will i learn morse code? Well we are back to those “books”. But before this happens and google goes down you could urge your friends to learn it.
http://www.learnmorsecode.com/
Hopefully this guide will help you in the event NASM attacks.
BTW:
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This was in no way approved by the U.S. Government.
AnzuMerc is in no way responsible for the actions taken based on this guide.
Please consult your doctor before reading “books”. Improper use may cause paper cuts and in some cases a advancement in knowledge.
Fallout Shelter Plans From 1962
These are some old Fallout Shelter Plans i randomly got my hands on.
Im not sure how affective these would be now but nonetheless its pretty cool.
Click on each picture to view full size.
Look at the world as a script.
Have you ever thought about the world as one big ass script? No?
We’ll let me break it down.
What we currently have is a “BIG ASS SCRIPT” simple but big.
1. We have what happens every day so we need a day function
function day($person)
{
//life
}
2. We have decisions well call those the ifs that effect our day we’ll keep these true , false or maybe
for simplicity
function day($person)
{
//sleep
if($tired = true)
{
$cranky = true;
}
else
{
$cranky = false;
}
//bath
if($bath != true)
{
$stink = true;
}
else
{
$stink = false;
}
//if chick in day
if(isset($chick))
{
switch($stink)
case $stink = true:
$chick = false
break;
case $stink = false:
$chick = maybe;
break;
}
}
3. Now that we got day we need a night.
function night($person)
{
//decision
if($sleep != true)
{
$tired = true
}
else
{
$tired = false;
}
}
Okay we got our simple day/night what we got so far in our life function very simple huh?
function life($person)
{
day($person);
night($person);
}
4. We need so save these people somewhere right?
// The World USES MySQL AND YOUNGER people get up earlier
function world()
{
$getpeople = “SELECT * FROM people ORDER BY age ASC”;
$result = mysql_query($getpeople);
while($person = mysql_fetch_array($result, MYSQL_ASSOC))
{
life($person['name']);
}
}
5 Stupid people? Stupid people will be the bugs in the script. We report bugs in a normal script here they most of the time goto jail.
6. So when will it end?
Well without bugs the world wont end and those normal and smart people will have to make patches to keep the world running. But if it does.
//were fucked
world() or die(‘We are all fucked’);
But you pretty much get the point with the few examples i gave. We all effect our own outcome. The world could pretty much be a script on the universe server
TalkBox v1 RC2 [DMZ Labs Release]
I am finally releasing my TalkBox which has been in dev for little over a week now. Which is based in AJAX PHP and MySql
The TalkBox is still in development. But i decided that i would go ahead and put up the RC. Its defiantly not perfect im aware of a few bugs in IE which i am in the process of taking care of. But at the moment it works fine in FF Chrome and Safari.
ScreenShot:
Demo:
Download:
http://dmzfu.com/talkboxdemo/StandaloneTalkBox.zip
Features:
Auto link parsing
Basic Smileys
Edit/Delete For Each Shout
ShoutBox Clear (Admin)
Title Bar Notification
Refresh only when there is a new shout.
Commands:
/me
/whisper (/whisper user message)
/clear (Admin Only)
Whats To Come?
Ban Feature
More Smileys (we only have a few atm)
Styles
SMF Intergration
Mobile Version
Feel free to comment on what features you would like to see in future development.
And a special thanks to SunKing and BxK
For All Their Help And Input
Halloween Tribute
eeh i can deal with looking at some slutty girls in some slutty costumes. lol
check it out.
Bandwidth……..
Well just looked at my band for this month. And im not doing to bad compared to previous months. But im still wondering what i was doing on the 8th which seemed to almost rack up 12GB in one day.
Mosin Nagant 91/30
Disassembly And Stripping of the Russian Mosin Nagant M91/30.
Still got to poly it and put a finish coat on it but thats for another day.
And the music is completely random.
Freddy Krueger Returns
Freddy Krueger makes a return on the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Freddy Krueger is suppose to be played by Jackie Earle Haley who did a great job in Watchmen as Rorschach
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) -
“A re-imagining of the horror icon Freddy Krueger, a serial-killer who wields a glove with four blades embedded in the fingers and kills people in their dreams, resulting in their real death in reality.”
I cant believe how many movies from the 70's and 80's have been coming out lately.
I personally cant wait to see it.
Everyone Deserves Music by Michael Franti & Spearhead